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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Her Mind's in the Gutter

Yep.

Yesterday, I worked at the kids' school to help with the visting Science people.
They roll in with a colorful van full of the neatest things to demonstrate mechanical, electrical, and civil engineering. They even taught the kids how to build a simple bridge (which was cool for my two since my Dad was a bridge engineer and in charge of the Mackinaw Bridge "Big Mac" in Mich.). It's the first time I've seen Jamie (my son) sit still at school and listen intently. :)

But, my mind's in the gutter. While these two young and fairly handsome guys demonstrated aerospace engineering, I thought in double-entendre the whole time. They had a make-shit rocket launcher made from plastic coke bottles, etc... The differently shaped bottles did different things when shot off. For instance, the one flipped end-over-end.

Well, whenever they said things like "You don't want your rocket to go off early," or "you'll want your rocket to go the distance," with smiles on their faces, well...

Get your mind out of the gutter, Evil E!

25 Comments:

  • At 10:09 AM, Blogger Honey said…

    E, I would have been right there snickering with you. :) That's funny shift!

    (Okay, I lied in my email. But you told me to let the smarty-pants comments fly...)

     
  • At 10:24 AM, Blogger Ellen said…

    OMG! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

    Goes to show you how one letter can change the meaning. Should I fix it?

    Naw . . . Let the shift fly. *devil horns*

     
  • At 10:34 AM, Blogger Honey said…

    You think the shift might hit the fan if you let it fly?

     
  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Ellen said…

    LOL!!! Oh yea. And the fan wasn't happy. Run for cover! :)

    Oh well, you know what they say. Shift happens. :)

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger Honey said…

    ROTFLMAO!! LOLOL

    Hold on. I gotta go get my boots. The shift's getting pretty deep in here.

     
  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger Ellen said…

    Hey, we're just shootin' the shift here. :)

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger Honey said…

    OMG, you seriously can't make this shift up!

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Ellen said…

    You busted me! You must have a built-in shift detector.

    LOLOLOLOL!!!!

    Okay. I'm going to stop now. Really. I must. I'm laughing so hard, I'm not getting shift done today. :)

     
  • At 12:11 PM, Blogger Honey said…

    Dude. That's some serious shift.

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Blogger Samala said…

    OMG. I almost hate to bust in here. There are tears in my eyes because I am laughing so hard.

    I would add to your discorse but can't think of one. I must have shift for brains.

     
  • At 1:48 PM, Blogger Ellen said…

    OMG! LOL S!!! Or is it bains?

    I'm just waiting for someone to ask what shift we're smokin'.

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger Honey said…

    I'm just glad we're all checking this shift out.

     
  • At 3:27 PM, Blogger Kristen said…

    I think we're all up shift crick without a paddle.

    Omg, I needed that laugh.

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Blogger Samala said…

    Wow, you guys are so funny. I would have stopped in more but I was trying to figure that java thing on my computer. It was really hard. I don't know jack-shift about computers.


    (Wow, what a long winded way to get to a punch line.)

     
  • At 4:28 PM, Blogger Kristen said…

    Just wait until the shift wears thin, Sam, then we're in deeper shift than before.

    We are so punny.

     
  • At 4:32 PM, Blogger Lucy said…

    So I pop over to E's blog and see she has a new post...with FOURTEEN comments! I was impressed. So I start reading the comments, laughing as I go and then I click back on the main blog page. It says there are now FIFTEEN comments.

    All I have to say is shift, y'all are fast!

     
  • At 6:26 PM, Blogger Ellen said…

    LOLOLOLOL!!!! This is the most fun I've had in so long. (That's pretty pathetic, isn't it?)

    I haven't checked in for a few hours because I mailed off the 30 pgs/syn. today! And dare I say . . . HOLY SHIFT!!! I'm scared shiftless about what the editor will say.

    Thanks everyone for being funnier than shift. I LOVE you ladies. :)

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Blogger Honey said…

    Woo-hoo!! Congrats, E! That's some awesome shift. I hope you get lots of good comments.

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Blogger Honey said…

    Oh, by the way, Mr. Honey thinks we're all full of shift.

     
  • At 6:54 PM, Blogger Ellen said…

    LOLOLOL!!! Mr. Evil E said the same thing. We're all "corny" and I'm the Queen.

    I've tried to come up with just one more. Alas, I think the well is dry. So sorry. I guess we're just shift out of luck.

     
  • At 7:09 PM, Blogger Samala said…

    I just realized, the fortune cookie answer I got on K's blog is perfect for this.

    Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shifty time. :D

     
  • At 7:16 PM, Blogger Kristen said…

    What, we've been shift-canned?

    Noooooooooo!

     
  • At 7:17 PM, Blogger Ellen said…

    LOLOL! That's hilarious. OMG.

    Hey--come to the chat. :) Shoot the . . . breeze. *devil horns*

     
  • At 7:24 PM, Blogger Kristen said…

    Don't you mean shoot the shift?

    LOL

     
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