Her Mind's in the Gutter

Yep.

Yesterday, I worked at the kids' school to help with the visting Science people.
They roll in with a colorful van full of the neatest things to demonstrate mechanical, electrical, and civil engineering. They even taught the kids how to build a simple bridge (which was cool for my two since my Dad was a bridge engineer and in charge of the Mackinaw Bridge "Big Mac" in Mich.). It's the first time I've seen Jamie (my son) sit still at school and listen intently. :)

But, my mind's in the gutter. While these two young and fairly handsome guys demonstrated aerospace engineering, I thought in double-entendre the whole time. They had a make-shit rocket launcher made from plastic coke bottles, etc... The differently shaped bottles did different things when shot off. For instance, the one flipped end-over-end.

Well, whenever they said things like "You don't want your rocket to go off early," or "you'll want your rocket to go the distance," with smiles on their faces, well...

Get your mind out of the gutter, Evil E!