The Inequity begins
Her: Six pretty highlighter pens
Him: Three ugly ones
Her: Three folders with bright colors and cool designs
Him: Three plain folders that appear to be...brown?
Her: Five cool mini-sharpie pens with rings on the end to hook to a back-pack
Him: None
Her: New pencil sharpener
Him: None
Her: New whiteboard and marker for her locker
Him: None
Okay...both kids got a ton of school supplies (per the school's "list") - nothing like the scant pieces of paper and number 2 pencil we started the school year with. Still, his Dad shopped for "Him" and she shopped for "Herself" and as you can see, things didn't work out. When the inequity was called to account (because siblings can't overlook such injustices), Her only response was "I NEEDED them!" What that really means is that we'll be back at Wally World either returning Her stuff or buying new sharpies, etc. for Him in order to avoid WWIII.
Ever wonder how kids learned anything 100 years ago before solar-powered calculators and washable markers were invented?
Him: Three ugly ones
Her: Three folders with bright colors and cool designs
Him: Three plain folders that appear to be...brown?
Her: Five cool mini-sharpie pens with rings on the end to hook to a back-pack
Him: None
Her: New pencil sharpener
Him: None
Her: New whiteboard and marker for her locker
Him: None
Okay...both kids got a ton of school supplies (per the school's "list") - nothing like the scant pieces of paper and number 2 pencil we started the school year with. Still, his Dad shopped for "Him" and she shopped for "Herself" and as you can see, things didn't work out. When the inequity was called to account (because siblings can't overlook such injustices), Her only response was "I NEEDED them!" What that really means is that we'll be back at Wally World either returning Her stuff or buying new sharpies, etc. for Him in order to avoid WWIII.
Ever wonder how kids learned anything 100 years ago before solar-powered calculators and washable markers were invented?
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